I ate an elephant
It is midnight and I am sat
in bed with a green face mask on very much resembling the hulk minus the buns
of steel. Feel like i ate an elephant and its jumping about inside me scolding
me for it. Literally don't know how I will lift myself up from this food coma,
which the combination of was quite frankly utterly disgusting. Had tortilla
bread with salmon and chopped onion which, despite the weird choice of bread
(sometimes i try to avoid stocking up on carbs, NEVER SUGAR) was actually
pretty good. Had I only eaten that I perhaps wouldn't be feeling so ridden with
guilt but THEN of course being the undisciplined pig that I am ABSOLUTELY HAD
to have two bowls of cornflakes with enough chocolate powder to stop a fleet of
swallows heading down south for the winter.
Being female isn't hard,
its downright impossible! How the fuck are we supposed to stay thin with all
the hormonal food cravings?! It's unnatural. Thank god for bikini season
being almost over. Now I am about to spend a week in jogging bottoms which
can allow my backside to expand to the size of China should it wish. I may
never fully recover.
In other news, heading back
to University tomorrow to get on the studying bandwagon I HOPE!!! Why on earth
I felt the need to choose such a long, hard career I don't bloody know. Maybe
clarity will hit one day, although I'm still waiting. Right I had better
switch off now, what with all the packing that awaits me in the morning
*SIGH*.
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